The PHYSICIAN and the MONKEY. An EPIGRAM.
18th Century Christopher Smart EnglishThe PHYSICIAN and the MONKEY.
An EPIGRAM.
A LADY sent lately to one Doctor Drug, To come in an instant, and clyster poor Pug — As the fair one commanded he came at the word, And did the grand office in tie-wig and sword.
The affair being ended, so sweet and so nice! He held out his hand with — "You know, ma'am, my price." "Your price," says the lady — "Why, Sir, he's your brother, " And doctors must never take fees of each other. "