[Impromptus]
18th Century Thomas Gray English[Impromptus]
Extempore by Mr. Gr[ay]. on Dr. K[eene]. B[ishop]. of C[hester].
The Bishop of Chester Though wiser than Nestor And fairer than Esther, If you scratch him will fester.
One day the Bishop having offered to give a Gentleman a Goose, Mr. Gr[ay]. composed his Epitaph, thus.
Here lies Edmund Keene Lord Bishop of Chester, He eat a fat goose and could not digest her —
And this upon his Lady —
Here lies Mrs Keene the Bishop of Chester, She had a bad face which did sadly molest her.
Impromptu by Mr. Gray going out of Raby Castle
Here lives Harry Vane, Very good claret and fine champagne.
A Couplet by Mr. Gray
When you rise from your dinner as light as before, 'Tis a sign you have eat just enough and no more.